Allergies are STDs
I never had allergies (and believe me, I had many close encounters with pollen) until I slept with someone with allergies. Now I have allergies. I think if doctors took this into account, we might be closer to putting an end to headache and sneeze misery.
And just for the record: I will never knit Jayne's hideous hat.
Because it's hideous. Really, people--how could you miss the hideousness of that hat? I too would like to combine Joss Whedon with knitting, and it is a difficult thing to achieve (vampire teeth require very small needles), but please, don't sacrifice aesthetics.
Song:
Satan Says Dance, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
(It's been stuck in my head, and the heads of everyone around me, for days now, and it's finally on Meghan!!)
Quote:
Mal: This is my first mate, Zoe. I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk.
Jayne: Can I start getting sexed already?
Mal: Well, that one's kinda horrific.
(Firefly)
1 comment:
Is there truth to the rumor that once you give someone allergies, you are free of them? If so, why aren't the world's many allergy sufferers having more sex?
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