Dear Dee Esq:

Dee Esq. Asks: Is there truth to the rumor that once you give someone allergies, you are free of them? If so, why aren't the world's many allergy sufferers having more sex?

Who says they aren't? But no, like most (if not all--where the hell did this rumor originate?) STDs, allergies just spread, they don't go away. Cordelia says: You give somebody AIDS, it doesn't mean you're cured. Retard.

I think the more germaine question is Why isn't there an allergy prophylactic?