Dear Dee Esq:

Dee Esq. asks: Is Cordy a machine, or do her answers depend on her (your) moods?

I'm afraid I don't have the coding skills to set up an algorithm that would answer all life questions, so no, Cordelia is not a machine (though her pre-pregnancy abs would suggest otherwise.)

Of course her answers depend on her moods (for she is one moody chick), but that has nothing whatsoever to do with my moods (though I am also one moody chick). I merely channel the message from the fictional ether, I do not create it.

Song:
Hello My Baby, sung by The Annoying Frog.
Quote (Firefly):
Mal: There's over 70 earths in this verse, and the meek have inherited not a one.