Apr 14, 2006

Allergies are STDs

I never had allergies (and believe me, I had many close encounters with pollen) until I slept with someone with allergies. Now I have allergies. I think if doctors took this into account, we might be closer to putting an end to headache and sneeze misery.

And just for the record: I will never knit Jayne's hideous hat.
Because it's hideous. Really, people--how could you miss the hideousness of that hat? I too would like to combine Joss Whedon with knitting, and it is a difficult thing to achieve (vampire teeth require very small needles), but please, don't sacrifice aesthetics.

Song:
Satan Says Dance, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
(It's been stuck in my head, and the heads of everyone around me, for days now, and it's finally on Meghan!!)

Quote:
Mal: This is my first mate, Zoe. I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk.
Jayne: Can I start getting sexed already?
Mal: Well, that one's kinda horrific.
(Firefly)

1 comment:

Dee Esq said...

Is there truth to the rumor that once you give someone allergies, you are free of them? If so, why aren't the world's many allergy sufferers having more sex?