Day 3 (Retroactive)

Oh holy God.

Am I misunderstanding the plot of Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest? Is Keira Knightley actually playing one of the cursed men (you know, those guys who turn into skeletons in the moonlight), and she decided to make things a little easier for the special effects guys?




Or, is that the Dead Man's Chest in the title actually refers to hers?

Is this going to be a horror flick? In all seriousness, I'm scared. Cadavers up and walking around just isn't natural.

You know who she looks like? Remember the prince with the voodoo dolls in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? She looks just like that--androgynous with poofy shirts barely covering starving ribs.

She always seems so happy in a geeky kind of way. And she was in Pride and Prejudice, which will forever put her in the thumbs up category. So what happened, huh Keira???

Quote:
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* dring that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.