Jun 30, 2006

One Week Till Pirate Heaven

For the next week, all quotes will be from Pirates of the Caribbean in preparation for July 7th's extravaganza of funniness.

I read this in my boss' copy of Rolling Stone yesterday:
Johnny Depp (re: Capt. Jack Sparrow's gay undercurrent, and a book called Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition): Because women were thought to be bad luck on ships. And these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. . .You're lonely. You have an extra ration of rum. [Shrugs]. "Cabin boy!"

Oh, and there's this story about him and Iggy Pop that's pretty freaking funny too.

I know. I know, I know. I broke my own rule. But I only skimmed the personal stuff!! And I've never actually come across anything upsetting about Johnny Depp. (Trashed a few hotel rooms, didn't like people who behaved like dickheads, dated Winona Ryder then figured out she's insane, so what?)

Okay, they all just keep coming up Addicted to Love, or Heaven, or I Must Have That Man, or Let Me Put My Love Into You (for crying out loud, Meghan the iPod, get a grip on yourself, girl!), so we're just not going to have a song today. It's for the best, really.

Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate.

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