Quiz mania

Yesterday I took a

muppet quiz

, and humiliatingly came up Animal. I think it's just because I answered one (out of many questions) in a completely animalish way. I said I'd bang pots and pans. I just wanted to avoid being hailed as the cook.

Today I took a

Jane Magazine ipod quiz

, and here we are.

Jane Asks: How does the world see me?
Meghan The Ipod Answers: I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight (Richard and Linda Thompson)
Methinks: "Meet me at the station, don't be late. I need to spend some money, I just won't wait" is sadly seconded by my bank account.

Jane Asks: Will I have a happy life?
Meghan Answers: Golden Years (David Bowie)
Methinks: Rock on!

Jane Asks: What do my friends really think of me?
Meghan Answers: Achin' To Be (The Replacements)
Methinks: People, really. I'm not THAT angsty.

Jane Asks: Do people secretly lust after me?
Meghan Answers: Home Again (Carole King)
Methinks: Probably not, then.

Jane Asks: How can I make myself happy?
Meghan Answers: Stu (Superdrag)
Methinks: Uhhhhh. . .Obviously, no one has any clue.

Jane Asks: What should I do with my life?
Meghan Answers: Walking On Broken Glass (Annie Lennox)
Methinks: Masochism is not a profession.

Jane Asks: Will I ever have children?
Meghan Answers: Say You Love Me (Fleetwood Mac)
Methinks: "Lovin' starts when the lights go down"?--yes, I know HOW one gets children, thank you.

Jane Asks: What is some good advice for me?
Meghan Answers: For Free (Joni Mitchell)
Methinks: So now you think I need to be MORE angsty? Cordelia says: bite me, Joni.

Jane Asks: How will I be remembered?
Meghan Answers: Lonely Avenue (Ray Charles)
Methinks: Hey!!

Jane Asks: What is my signature dancing song?
Meghan Answers: Take Me To The River (Syl Johnson)
Methinks: I was nervous about this one--what if I got Christina Aguilera or something?--but that's a pretty good groove.

Jane Asks: What do I think my current theme song is?
Meghan Answers: John Henry's Blues (Tangle Eye)
Methinks: I really need to lighten up.

Jane Asks: What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Meghan Answers: Train Wreck (Sarah McLachlan)
Methinks: Hey!!

Jane Asks: What song will play at my funeral?
Meghan Answers: It's a Pose (Nellie McKay)
Methinks: Yep, cause I'm a vampire.

Jane Asks: What type of men do I like?
Meghan Answers: Soldier (Tangle Eye)
Methinks: Dave, please don't listen to Meghan--she's on crack.

Jane Asks: What is my day going to be like?
Meghan Answers: On the Table (A.C. Newman)
Methinks: Huh?