I was a late menstruater. And now I am a part-time mom to a child I physically could not have birthed. That image is horrifyingly similar to skanky-ass women in gold cocktail dresses hanging on the arms of aging Daddies-who-dole-out-sugar. And yet you know what I did last night? I knit little egg-warmers for their Easter Egg finding pleasure. While watching The Gilmore Girls, of course.
I Wish I Never Saw The Sunshine--Beth Orton, Trailer Park
Quote (Gilmore Girls, Season 2):
Zach: Dude, Brian's breathing is louder than the song.
Brian: I've got a deviated septum. All the women in my family and me have it.
Zach: Well, it's throwing me off.
Lane: Hold your breath when we're playing, Brian. There, problem solved. Okay, come on, now, let's rock. One, two, three...
Zach: Wait. The bottom line here is that breathing should not be louder than a rock band. Am I right or am I right?