Aug 8, 2007

Things That I Have That Are New*

*This is not a complete list.

1. For my birthday yesterday, I received two books: Knit Two Together and Still Angry Little Girls. So I want to make the world happy with knitting, but I'm really pissed off about it....

2. Three very large and painful blisters, because I wanted to wear cute shoes to go with my cute dress. Today, I'm wearing the only shoes I have that do not rub against that particular area of my feet--sadly, they rub against another area. Tomorrow I may go barefoot.

3. The memory of scallop and watermelon ceviche....mmmmm....

4. Beachcomber shirts! May the daily surfwear continue! (Day 5 and we have Roxy)

5. The image of BirkenCrocs. After the unholy union of Crocs and Maryjanes, I thought the worst was over. But no. While these are, technically, less ugly than the CrocJanes, they are evil. They are a combination of my two shoenemies. They are what popped out after Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange got down and dirty in the Malfoys' master bedroom.*

*Anybody who comments on the fact that I have blisters and yet hate Crocs and that maaaaybe there's a connection between the two will find their comment deleted, as this is not a new thought and therefore does not belong.


Julie said...

Happy Belated Birthday. I'm glad you were born!

Guy said...

Oh, and I heard recently that Crocs is working on a line of clothing. May it be a low-down dirty rotten lie.