Internet, I Loooooove You

From now on, I will post all my annoyances and whines! It produces results!

Do you know how long I've been waiting to hear about the not-job-offer? Days! Weeks! But I post one teeny little rant on the subject? And the job offer solidifies! Real job! With health, and dental! And paychecks!

Hooray!

Oh, one more thing. Internet? I want a million dollars and a rafting drip down the Colorado River. Please?