Guy and I spotted The Lotus on our way to work this morning--just parked there on the side of the road, all cute and begging me to pick up under my arm and carry it off with me.
Who deserves to own a Lotus more than me? Okay, probably somebody who knows how to drive standard, but for the Lotus, I would learn. Jason Alexander certainly didn't deserve his in Pretty Woman, and I'm betting Jersey City Lotus Owner is just another money-grubbing, hooker-with-heart-of-gold-seducing creep.
Love of the Loveless, Eels
Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.