Apr 19, 2006

Lotus Sightings

Guy and I spotted The Lotus on our way to work this morning--just parked there on the side of the road, all cute and begging me to pick up under my arm and carry it off with me.

Who deserves to own a Lotus more than me? Okay, probably somebody who knows how to drive standard, but for the Lotus, I would learn. Jason Alexander certainly didn't deserve his in Pretty Woman, and I'm betting Jersey City Lotus Owner is just another money-grubbing, hooker-with-heart-of-gold-seducing creep.

Love of the Loveless, Eels

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
(Pretty Woman)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Here, have a strawberry."


"It brings out the flavor in the champagne."

"Oh, groovy."